Hollywood Squares:

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..

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Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde : If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

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Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should
     you be?
A. Charley Weaver : Three days of steady drinking should do it.

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Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel : Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

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Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep.
     Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts : That's what's been keeping me awake.

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Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and
     youthink that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if
     he's married?
A. Rose Marie : No; wait until morning.

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Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver : My sense of decency.

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Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say
     'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price:
    No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

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Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel :
     I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

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Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
     hands while talking?�
A. Rose Marie : You ask me one more growing old question Peter ,
    and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

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Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde : Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

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Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.
     Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver :
     Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

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Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie : Ralph, the pin boy.

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Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
      camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde : Tape measures.

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Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie : Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

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Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen : Only after lights out.

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Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde : Make him bark?

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Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde : Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

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Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
     the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver : It got me out of the army.

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Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A Paul Lynde : Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

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Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
     head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel : Get it in his mouth.

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Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
      elephant?
A. Paul Lynde : Who told you about my elephant?

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Q. When a couple have a baby, who is�responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver : I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

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Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver : His feet.

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Q. According to Ann Landers,
     what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde : Point and laugh

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WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING