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Mobile Phone tips 29/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mel's comments and a Petition to No. 10 30/03/08     re Smoking Ban - Mel Ashton
Fuel Fools ? - have your say on fuel prices Please sign the petition - Ian & I have !
Petrol Economics - Genuine Tips !! 28/03/08 Ernie Hartley - A Canadian friend
Is that Richard Head in the pool ?   Dick 1 29/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never Ever ...     Armageddon 28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The REAL cause of the oil shortage 28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A happy ending ? 24/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The military retain a sense of humour ! 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Oysters 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Beer Belly ! 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Deaf Sex 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Body Facts 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Garden of Eden 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Medical News 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Bar 23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amazing ! 11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
A French Waterways 'Douane' Warning Irene Plunkett - 'Moet Chandon'
A SERIOUS French Waterways Warning
Could happen ANYWHERE !
(Douanne are the 'Customs')

(sent to my OLD Virgin email address)

 

Others from Jean Broadhead
(again sent to my OLD Virgin email address)

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(My blueyonder address is now closed)

Dog Food Diet
Men are Like .....
Sentences
Breast Cancer Appeal  (REAL - not Silly)
Luck of the Irish
Don't step on the ducks !
Roger's Story
Jack's Story
Money Angel (2)
An Interview with God   and  Much More 13/08/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Wing Suit  (and more .....  11/08/08) 13/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
The Darts Team 11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Forgot he had a trailer ! 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Banjo Tour of Dixie  excellend sound & pics 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hollywood Squares 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Running of the Bulls - the Bulls win this time 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Be brave ..... 10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Summer Classes for Men 10/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
29 Smilers ... enjoy ! 09/08/08     Sue Harrison - Wakefield
Thoughts for the day ... 08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Husband Song 08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Little Becky (and more) 08/08/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Women will NEVER understand football 10/08/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Body Painting 05/08/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Money Angel (1) 05/08/07     Samantha Hodgson - Canada
Something for Married Men to think about 04/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Beer Warning 02/08/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Bear Warning 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Husbands Revenge 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Black Lace Panties 01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eight Reasons ... 01/08/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Look Out !  (movie - keep your sound high) 27/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Mental Health / Stress Help Line (sound) 27/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dilberts Theorems 26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Dead Goldfish 26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Midget Thai Boxing 25/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Do you know what I think ? 25/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Three Little Pigs ...... 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Para-Sailing .... 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Achmed the Dead Terrorist  (YouTube) 24/07/08     Chris Pease - Morley
Last day on the job ! 24/06/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Who lives in this mansion ? 24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Red Tomatoes 23/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Filter Test 22/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Nice Tattoo .... 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Duck & the Lawyer 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eyesight Problems ?? (movie) 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
This woman claims that she knows you 19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Rules made by Men 18/07/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Angels 17/07/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Irish Jokes (4) 17/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Italian boys confession .... 15/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
A little laugh for seniors ..... 15/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brit's Have it - was it Mel ? 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of the sexes 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Atheist and the Bear 13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ENGRISH ....... (0pen, R.Click FullScreen) 15/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
Darwin Award - not for the squeamish ! 12/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Enjoy Your Day 12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Latest Japanese Swimsuits - Why Bother ? 12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
An Ausie Barbie ... 11/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Switch the light on ..  (switch 1) (0pen, etc.) 09/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Queen or .. one of the horses ? 09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Possible skin cancer cure ?? 09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Letter 07/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Copper Wire - know HOW (not) to steal it 03/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Irish Jokes (3)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 2 01/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sweden or UK  (updated Club Stockholme) 26/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Fishing (3) 26/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Mating Call 25/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I need your opinion ! 25/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Mens Restroom 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A guys worst nightmare 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Shoe Shop 23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in South Florida 20/06/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Sex with an older man 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Little boy trying to sell a lawnmower 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brain 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Idiot sightings .... 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
and God Created .... 19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Magician & the Parrot   (lost but ... 17/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mary Ellen - an old joke but still valid ? 17/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Outsourcing - you've got to take a look ! 13/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Aussie Prison Visit 12/06/08     Keith Spellman - Oxford
Multi-tasking is not for men ! 10/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Name is Joe 09/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The correct way to arrest a terrorist 06/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
NEVER Waste Food  (NOT A SILLY) 03/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Light Bulbs  (another switch ?) 03/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Ursula Martinez  (a modern 'Sticky Vicky ?) 03/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Apples & Wine 02/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Please sponsor Julie ...... 01/06/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Viagra in Powder Form 30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Post Office Job 30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Now that I'm older ...... 28/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eye Test 3 - a new eye test 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Duracell - German Advert ! 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
The Circle of Life - How true ! 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
How to get rid of a one night stand 27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dictionary for Women's Personal Adverts 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interesting sights (China) 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Smart Answers 26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
He did it HIS WAY ! 25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
MSG   (Mono-Sodium Glutamate) 25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Life in the Australian Army 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baby's First Doctor Visit 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Silly Facts 24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Who has the nicest car ? 24/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Invite to My BBQ Party see 03/02/08 LT 24/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield  (sound)
Someone in trouble ! 22/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Assistance Required 21/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Air Bags 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never complain about your kids ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A movie for the guys ? 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Another Newfie ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Dad ? 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They've Found Her ! 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Short Fairy Story Who sent this and when ??
Another Short Fairy Story 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dog for Sale 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Joke (1)  Irish Jokes 2  Irish Jokes 3 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fredericks of Saskatchewan 21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sobriety Test 21/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Farmers Daughter 21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Male or Female ? 21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Umbrella 19/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Wisdom 18/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
China is definitely ready for the Olympics 16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Spelling Test 16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Jane & Arlene 15/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Plants go Bad 15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
A mans life .... 15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
US Navy release senior Al Qaeda terrorist 12/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Three Roses 12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Oops ! 12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Holy Shit ! 11/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Sum Ting Wong 10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Jokes (2)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 3 10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Revenge of the animals ! 09/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Doctors Office 09/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Newfie 2 08/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They should have thought it through ! 07/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Canadian Oil Crisis 07/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Headstones 06/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in Russia 05/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
New Toilet 05/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Jingle Balls 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Womens Toilet 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Canadian 04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
R.N. Tired 02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Birds & Bees 02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
One for the ladies ? 01/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Picture of a Palm Tree 01/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Which part of the body goes to heaven first 30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Golf Couples 30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Prohibition ..... 29/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How NOT to place an IED .... 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Safety & Security warning for women ... 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Important Message 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Vaseline 26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Married Life 25/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
True ? 25/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Ah - The War ! 25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How to Carry Plywood 25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Avoid Hepatitis - Safety Precautions 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Coping with irritating air or rail passengers 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Information for people with daughters 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Divorced Barbie Doll 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dating in 1956 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baptizing a drunk 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Husband & Wife Store 24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Women Golfers 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
First Black President 24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Adolf's Wrong Bike 23/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Don't buy from China - food warning 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cell Guns 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Taxi Please  How to freak out a taxi driver 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Worried - NY  Dear Abby ..... 23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Apartment for Rent 21/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
A few jokes 20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Win a Council House 20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Marriage (2) 20/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
T-Shirts for Women & More 19/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Queen's Scots Guards  - all will be revealed 25/11/07     Brian Taylor - Leeds
And you think that your jobs bad .... 18/04/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Cucumber 18/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
For those who don't like my emails ..... 18/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Border Security 16/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
WATER BED 16/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
GUILTY ? 16/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why Wedding Dresses are White 16/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
You named it WHAT ? 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can English Language survive after Bush ? 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Double Entendres (it just came out that way) 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Poems 15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interview goes wrong in Toronto ! 14/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
1997 vs 1977 13/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Good Old Yorkshire 12/04/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Bugger ....... 12/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Safe Beaches in Mexico 12/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Vasectomy 11/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Scotch & two drops of water 10/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Point Exactly ! 09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Passport Application 09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can YOU spot what's wrong ? 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
When it's ok to pee in your pants 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Pirelli Calendar 2008 - for Men & Women 08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Nymphomaniacs Convention 08/04/08     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Seeing Eye Dog 07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Men's answer to Maxine ! 07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Losing a friend 07/04/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Why do Elk's have antlers ? 05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Guts or Balls 05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
PHARMACOLOGY 05/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
NURSERY RHYMES 04/04/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
When it's ok to say 'SHIT' ...... 04/04/08     Stuart Cowgill - Wakefield
Never get drunk in Thailand 04/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
How to spot a gay terrorist 02/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
New Terms for 2008 01/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Mexican Boat Show ! 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amusing Pictures 1 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Time for a change in career ? 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Not just a human problem ! 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A girl on a bike 01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Live Life ! 31/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
On-Line Shopping is Safer 30/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amish Elevator  (lift ?) 29/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Easter Bunny Competition 28/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
You think YOUR job is bad ! 26/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Am I racist ? 25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The real cause of oil shortage 25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Australian Toilet Paper 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Men & Women  (Chalk & Chips ?) 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Balance 24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Culture 23/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A dog is a man's best friend 22/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
How to break the mood (romantic ballad) 21/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Who's Flying this thing 4 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 3 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 2 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 1 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Fly ? ? ?
Child Support 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Irish Sausage 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dating Rituals 21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
If Only !!!! 19/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
When it's ok to ask for your money back ! 20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield (EH&IS)
A Huge Ice Storm ! 20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Easter Bunnies  &  Baby Carrots 20/03/08     Ian Smith & Ernie Hartley
Men's Version of the Antiques Roadshow 16/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The art of Cropping Pictures   (Tutorial) 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Paddy & Mick 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Richard Head 15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Sex Life of a Camel 14/03/08     Stuart Cowgill - Wakefield
Trains of the World  WOW ! 13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Photograph 13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The David Blaine Test  (very creepy !) 12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Secrets of Life - Health Secrets 12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
An Appeal for Help  (from Barnsley) 12/03/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Considering a gift for your wife ? 12/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lest we forget - keep this chain going ? 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Three men on a hike ... 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog 10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Carlton Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Hunslet Area) 28/04/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Lofthouse Gate Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Outwood Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Thorne Area) 18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Wedding Party of the Year ! 01/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield (added 10th)
What religion is your bra ?  (see also bra 1) 09/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cruise Offer !  (initially 08/06/07) 09/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Eve's Version of the Story        Previous 09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Why girls shouldn't play with guns 09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Yorkshire Airlines  (YouTube Movie) 07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Tank Top & Hotel 07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Whoops 06/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Holly's Tricks   (Mel's intro page added) 05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Daddy's Car 05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Bumper Sticker of the Week ! 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fishing (2)  see also Fishing (1) 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A useful flashlight  (YouTube) 05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Cloning Goes Wrong ....... 05/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Child Abuse  -  IMPORTANT   INFO 05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Harold 05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Australian, Irishman & Newfie 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lock Bumping  -  IMPORTANT   MOVIE 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Men's Pick Up Lines 04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Viagra 02/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Quality Aged Care 01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Beer Run 01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Jokes to offend everyone ! 28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Old age is catching up to us 28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Scottish Bar Stool 28/02/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Kenneth 27/02/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Help Stop Illegal Net Fishing 27/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of Women vs Men 26/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
German Electronic Terms Translation 26/02/08     A friend - Pon