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Recent 'X' Sillies           'X' Sillies Index	Date and Sender     'Normal' Sillies Index
Mobile Phone tips	29/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mel's comments and a Petition to No. 10	30/03/08     re Smoking Ban - Mel Ashton
Fuel Fools ? - have your say on fuel prices	Please sign the petition - Ian & I have !
Petrol Economics - Genuine Tips !!	28/03/08 Ernie Hartley - A Canadian friend
Is that Richard Head in the pool ?   Dick 1	29/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never Ever ...     Armageddon	28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The REAL cause of the oil shortage	28/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A happy ending ?	24/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The military retain a sense of humour !	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Oysters	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Beer Belly !	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Deaf Sex	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Body Facts	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Garden of Eden	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Medical News	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Bar	23/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amazing !	11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
A French Waterways 'Douane' Warning	Irene Plunkett - 'Moet Chandon' A SERIOUS French Waterways Warning Could happen ANYWHERE ! (Douanne are the 'Customs') (sent to my OLD Virgin email address)   Others from Jean Broadhead (again sent to my OLD Virgin email address) PLEASE use mel@melashton.co.uk (My blueyonder address is now closed)
Dog Food Diet
Men are Like .....
Sentences
Breast Cancer Appeal  (REAL - not Silly)
Luck of the Irish
Don't step on the ducks !
Roger's Story
Jack's Story
Money Angel (2)
An Interview with God   and  Much More	13/08/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Wing Suit  (and more .....  11/08/08)	13/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
The Darts Team	11/08/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Forgot he had a trailer !	10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Banjo Tour of Dixie  excellend sound & pics	10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Hollywood Squares	10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Running of the Bulls - the Bulls win this time	10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Be brave .....	10/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Summer Classes for Men	10/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
29 Smilers ... enjoy !	09/08/08     Sue Harrison - Wakefield
Thoughts for the day ...	08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Husband Song	08/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Little Becky (and more)	08/08/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Women will NEVER understand football	10/08/07     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Body Painting	05/08/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Money Angel (1)	05/08/07     Samantha Hodgson - Canada
Something for Married Men to think about	04/08/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Beer Warning	02/08/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Bear Warning	01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Husbands Revenge	01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Black Lace Panties	01/08/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eight Reasons ...	01/08/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Look Out !  (movie - keep your sound high)	27/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Mental Health / Stress Help Line (sound)	27/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dilberts Theorems	26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Dead Goldfish	26/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Midget Thai Boxing	25/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Do you know what I think ?	25/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Three Little Pigs ......	24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Para-Sailing ....	24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Achmed the Dead Terrorist  (YouTube)	24/07/08     Chris Pease - Morley
Last day on the job !	24/06/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Who lives in this mansion ?	24/07/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Red Tomatoes	23/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Filter Test	22/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Nice Tattoo ....	19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Duck & the Lawyer	19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eyesight Problems ?? (movie)	19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
This woman claims that she knows you	19/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Rules made by Men	18/07/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Angels	17/07/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Irish Jokes (4)	17/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Italian boys confession ....	15/07/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
A little laugh for seniors .....	15/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brit's Have it - was it Mel ?	13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of the sexes	13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Atheist and the Bear	13/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
ENGRISH ....... (0pen, R.Click FullScreen)	15/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
Darwin Award - not for the squeamish !	12/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Enjoy Your Day	12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Latest Japanese Swimsuits - Why Bother ?	12/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
An Ausie Barbie ...	11/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Switch the light on ..  (switch 1) (0pen, etc.)	09/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Queen or .. one of the horses ?	09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Possible skin cancer cure ??	09/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Letter	07/07/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Copper Wire - know HOW (not) to steal it	03/07/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Irish Jokes (3)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 2	01/07/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sweden or UK  (updated Club Stockholme)	26/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Fishing (3)	26/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Mating Call	25/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
I need your opinion !	25/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Mens Restroom	23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A guys worst nightmare	23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Shoe Shop	23/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in South Florida	20/06/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Sex with an older man	19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Little boy trying to sell a lawnmower	19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Brain	19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Idiot sightings ....	19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
and God Created ....	19/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Magician & the Parrot   (lost but ...	17/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Mary Ellen - an old joke but still valid ?	17/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Outsourcing - you've got to take a look !	13/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Aussie Prison Visit	12/06/08     Keith Spellman - Oxford
Multi-tasking is not for men !	10/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Name is Joe	09/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The correct way to arrest a terrorist	06/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
NEVER Waste Food  (NOT A SILLY)	03/06/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Light Bulbs  (another switch ?)	03/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Ursula Martinez  (a modern 'Sticky Vicky ?)	03/06/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Apples & Wine	02/06/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Please sponsor Julie ......	01/06/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Viagra in Powder Form	30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Post Office Job	30/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Now that I'm older ......	28/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Eye Test 3 - a new eye test	27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Duracell - German Advert !	27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
The Circle of Life - How true !	27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
How to get rid of a one night stand	27/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dictionary for Women's Personal Adverts	26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interesting sights (China)	26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Smart Answers	26/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
He did it HIS WAY !	25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
MSG   (Mono-Sodium Glutamate)	25/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Life in the Australian Army	24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baby's First Doctor Visit	24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Silly Facts	24/05/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Who has the nicest car ?	24/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Invite to My BBQ Party see 03/02/08 LT	24/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield  (sound)
Someone in trouble !	22/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Assistance Required	21/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Air Bags	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Never complain about your kids !	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A movie for the guys ?	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Another Newfie !	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Dad ?	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They've Found Her !	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A Short Fairy Story	Who sent this and when ??
Another Short Fairy Story	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dog for Sale	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Joke (1)  Irish Jokes 2  Irish Jokes 3	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fredericks of Saskatchewan	21/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Sobriety Test	21/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
The Farmers Daughter	21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Male or Female ?	21/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Umbrella	19/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Wisdom	18/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
China is definitely ready for the Olympics	16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Spelling Test	16/05/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Jane & Arlene	15/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Plants go Bad	15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
A mans life ....	15/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
US Navy release senior Al Qaeda terrorist	12/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Three Roses	12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Oops !	12/05/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Holy Shit !	11/05/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Sum Ting Wong	10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Jokes (2)  Irish Jokes 1  Irish Jokes 3	10/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Revenge of the animals !	09/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Doctors Office	09/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Newfie 2	08/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
They should have thought it through !	07/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Canadian Oil Crisis	07/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Headstones	06/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Only in Russia	05/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
New Toilet	05/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Jingle Balls	04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Womens Toilet	04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Canadian	04/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
R.N. Tired	02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Birds & Bees	02/05/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
One for the ladies ?	01/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Picture of a Palm Tree	01/05/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Which part of the body goes to heaven first	30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Golf Couples	30/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Prohibition .....	29/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How NOT to place an IED ....	26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Safety & Security warning for women ...	26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Important Message	26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Vaseline	26/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Married Life	25/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
True ?	25/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Ah - The War !	25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
How to Carry Plywood	25/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Avoid Hepatitis - Safety Precautions	24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Coping with irritating air or rail passengers	24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Information for people with daughters	24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Divorced Barbie Doll	24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Dating in 1956	24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Baptizing a drunk	24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Husband & Wife Store	24/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
Women Golfers	24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
First Black President	24/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Adolf's Wrong Bike	23/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Don't buy from China - food warning	23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cell Guns	23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Taxi Please  How to freak out a taxi driver	23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Worried - NY  Dear Abby .....	23/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Apartment for Rent	21/04/08     Keith Crossland - Lincoln
A few jokes	20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Win a Council House	20/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Marriage (2)	20/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
T-Shirts for Women & More	19/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Queen's Scots Guards  - all will be revealed	25/11/07     Brian Taylor - Leeds
And you think that your jobs bad ....	18/04/07     Parminder Sagoo - Leeds
Cucumber	18/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
For those who don't like my emails .....	18/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Border Security	16/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
WATER BED	16/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
GUILTY ?	16/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Why Wedding Dresses are White	16/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
You named it WHAT ?	15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can English Language survive after Bush ?	15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Double Entendres (it just came out that way)	15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Poems	15/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Interview goes wrong in Toronto !	14/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
1997 vs 1977	13/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Good Old Yorkshire	12/04/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Bugger .......	12/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Safe Beaches in Mexico	12/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Vasectomy	11/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Scotch & two drops of water	10/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
My Point Exactly !	09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Passport Application	09/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Can YOU spot what's wrong ?	08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
When it's ok to pee in your pants	08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Pirelli Calendar 2008 - for Men & Women	08/04/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Nymphomaniacs Convention	08/04/08     Stan Prince - Hapton (Lancs)
Seeing Eye Dog	07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Men's answer to Maxine !	07/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Losing a friend	07/04/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Why do Elk's have antlers ?	05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Guts or Balls	05/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
PHARMACOLOGY	05/04/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
NURSERY RHYMES	04/04/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
When it's ok to say 'SHIT' ......	04/04/08     Stuart Cowgill - Wakefield
Never get drunk in Thailand	04/04/08     A friend - Pontefract
How to spot a gay terrorist	02/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
New Terms for 2008	01/04/08     Jean Broadhead - Wakefield
Mexican Boat Show !	01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amusing Pictures 1	01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Time for a change in career ?	01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Not just a human problem !	01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A girl on a bike	01/04/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Live Life !	31/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
On-Line Shopping is Safer	30/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Amish Elevator  (lift ?)	29/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Easter Bunny Competition	28/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
You think YOUR job is bad !	26/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Am I racist ?	25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The real cause of oil shortage	25/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Australian Toilet Paper	24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Men & Women  (Chalk & Chips ?)	24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Balance	24/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Culture	23/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A dog is a man's best friend	22/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
How to break the mood (romantic ballad)	21/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Who's Flying this thing 4	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 3	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 2	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Who's Flying this thing 1	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Fly	? ? ?
Child Support	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Irish Sausage	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Dating Rituals	21/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
If Only !!!!	19/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
When it's ok to ask for your money back !	20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield (EH&IS)
A Huge Ice Storm !	20/03/08     Lee Taylor - Wakefield
Easter Bunnies  &  Baby Carrots	20/03/08     Ian Smith & Ernie Hartley
Men's Version of the Antiques Roadshow	16/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The art of Cropping Pictures   (Tutorial)	15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Paddy & Mick	15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Richard Head	15/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Sex Life of a Camel	14/03/08     Stuart Cowgill - Wakefield
Trains of the World  WOW !	13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The Photograph	13/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
The David Blaine Test  (very creepy !)	12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
The Secrets of Life - Health Secrets	12/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
An Appeal for Help  (from Barnsley)	12/03/08     Frank Rayner - Barnsley
Considering a gift for your wife ?	12/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lest we forget - keep this chain going ?	10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Three men on a hike ...	10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog	10/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Carlton Area)	18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Hunslet Area)	28/04/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Lofthouse Gate Area)	18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Outwood Area)	18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Lost Dog  (Thorne Area)	18/03/08     Mel Ashton - Wakefield
Wedding Party of the Year !	01/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield (added 10th)
What religion is your bra ?  (see also bra 1)	09/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Cruise Offer !  (initially 08/06/07)	09/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Eve's Version of the Story        Previous	09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Why girls shouldn't play with guns	09/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Yorkshire Airlines  (YouTube Movie)	07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Tank Top & Hotel	07/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Whoops	06/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Holly's Tricks   (Mel's intro page added)	05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Daddy's Car	05/03/08     Julie Hart - Wakefield
Bumper Sticker of the Week !	05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Fishing (2)  see also Fishing (1)	05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
A useful flashlight  (YouTube)	05/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
When Cloning Goes Wrong .......	05/03/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Child Abuse  -  IMPORTANT   INFO	05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Harold	05/03/08     Jean Broadhead Wakefield
Australian, Irishman & Newfie	04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Lock Bumping  -  IMPORTANT   MOVIE	04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Men's Pick Up Lines	04/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Irish Viagra	02/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Quality Aged Care	01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Redneck Beer Run	01/03/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Jokes to offend everyone !	28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Old age is catching up to us	28/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Scottish Bar Stool	28/02/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Kenneth	27/02/08     Ian Smith - Wakefield
Help Stop Illegal Net Fishing	27/02/08     Ernie Hartley - Canada
Geography of Women vs Men	26/02/08     A friend - Pontefract
German Electronic Terms Translation	26/02/08     A friend - Pon